Billy’s Giggly Eyes

When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show
that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort
from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent
chance of being right.
You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children?
Those who’ve never had any.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back
home.
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.