Laughing Bill

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre
behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
Gray hair is Gods graffiti.
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne
a child is still a mystery to most fathers and…mothers. Only your grandmother
and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
All Children Have Brain Damage!
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God